So, last night I have this dream that Chuck Norris is working as a barista at Starbucks. I order a tall mocha frap w/whip but I suddenly realize that I don't have any money on me. I say I'll be right back, but he tells me to wait. He says if I arm wrestle him, he'll give me my drink for free. I say there's no way I can beat him, but he says my drink is free whether or not I win. So we arm wrestle right there over the counter but before we even finish counting to three he slams my arm down and then starts jumping around yelling "yeah, baby" like Austin Powers or something. Everyone starts cheering and applauding him since they probably didn't hear the countdown and they didn't know he cheated. I tried to set the record straight but he had taken off his apron and threw it on the floor. Then he was jumping way to the back of the coffee shop getting everyone riled up and I was still waiting for the other barista to finish making my drink. After I got my drink I guess it was Chuck's breaktime and he was in the backroom or something and I couldn't see him.